Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez gets my vote for DUMBASS OF THE DAY....

Ok, so you decide that you are going to get into a shoot-out with another genious, i'm sure your both MIT, Harvard, Yale, Brown, grads, or somewhere similar....and for this shoot-out you happen to get into, you choose close enough to THE WHITE HOUSE, you know which house that is right guys? no, not the white one down the street from your house, THIS IS THEEEEE WHITE HOUSE. The one that, THE president of the United States sleeps in, you know who that is right? No, it's not good ol George Bush still, it's now Barak Obama.  No, not the terrorist. We killed him. That was Osama Bin Laden. This is Barak Obama. No their not cousins. Barak wasn't even born on foreign land, his birth certificate says Hawaii, at least that's what he says it says. Anyways, now that we got that part out of the way. So, after you exchange some bullets, did you ever think maybe you should practice a little bit at the shooting range first? I think that's going to be my suggestion, because you must've missed your target by quiet a bit to have bullets end up in the presidents window?

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Captured and in custody of the Pennsylvania State Police huh? Don't you guys think they have been busy enough lately? Don't you remember that whole Penn State riot for a few hours thing? Remember, where they supported the coach who said he didn't know about the pedophile, but then it came out that wait, he probably did know about the pedophile, so now all those people that stuck up for him actually stuck up for another either elderly pedophile or elderly pedophile cover-upper. They peppersprayed so many kids they're probably still on edge and then you go hide out there? Probably not your best move buddy, next time, set the meth pipe down on the table, slowly slowly back away from all the drugs now put the beer thats in your other hand down on the ground, back away from that, now go get your phone and call directory assistance for the nearest rehab facility....