I've got a few suggestions for the occupy movement protesters that could be facing evictions from their camps around the world....
1. Have a ready made suppy of the usual suspects such as pizza, donuts, hot dogs, cheeseburgers ect. This will only serve as protection for so long though, eventually someone will realize they're supposed to be spraying kids with the pepper spray not breaking it out for some seasoning on their pizza.
2. While the police are in their food induced munchies coma replace all of their mace canisters with silly string. It probably will still sting a little when they have it loaded into that UZI that was used at UC Davis but still, at least it's not mace right?
3.Lastly, order yourself a supply of "gator" nuggets, "gator" soup, "Gator" jerkey ect from our favorite Florida Alligator Farm and start cooking. When you eventually get arrested for sitting peacefully and are murmering something about needing to go to the hospital and that fat asshole Sargent laughs at you as he takes another lick of the intestines floating around in that soup that they "mistakenly" ate you can at least have a little laugh to yourself after you let him know what that whole feast was made of and you see the entire force scattering like mice to find the nearest toilet. HAHA
To be fair Alligator actually does not taste bad and it really tastes a lot like chicken, however, when you first realize what your eating when you thought it WAS chicken,
ITS PRETTY DAMN ALARMING AT 11 YEARS OLD.....BY THE WAY, GOOD ONE DAD!