Saturday, April 28, 2012

NOBODY TAMES THE TIGER BUT A $500,000,000 HIT WHERE IT HURTS SURE HAS KEPT HIS PROVERBIAL PENCHANT FOR PORN STAR PUSSY IN THE PRIVACY OF HIS OWN POOL.

Let me break it down as if this was Tiger Woods....when he was king of the modern golf world he'd hit 500 pennies 3 times per day 28/30 days of the month. He set aside a lone weekend to take a "business trip" where he could unwind, spend some quality family time away from the stresses of family life and just enjoy the comfort of one of his girls because he clearly had a penchant for premium porn star, party girl, and some pills with his pussy.....

As Tiger felll further and further into his unmoral abyss his priorities fell victim to the plentiful and particularly ez planned pleasing from a variety of women willing to play the part of back up to the back up hoe....and like it. By the end he was seemingly only doing one kind of hitting and from what I read in a book one time, it seems to be called #DOGGYSTYLE that way he could pretend he wasn't a lying, deceiptful, scumbag, phony, fake-ass, rich, selfish, loser....on the bright side though, at least that poor women walked about with $500,000,000....that'd ease a LOT OF MY PAIN!